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Paypal emang bisa jadi sahabat sejati para blogger karena sudah bisa withdraw ke account bank di Indonesia. Apalagi gw yang baru aja mulai terjun ke urusan review-reviewan & lagi seneng-senengnya ngeblog, dan lagi semangat buat cari duit. Ditambah lagi account paypal gw udah verified, serasa nyaman banget kan dunia ini? *hiperbolis amat*

Tapi, pernahkah anda mendapatkan surat dari paypal yang bunyinya kurang lebih kayak begini:

As part of our security measures, we regularly screen activity in the PayPal system. During a recent screening, we noticed an issue regarding your account.

We have observed activity in this account that is unusual or potentially high risk.

Case ID Number: PP-569-***-***

For your protection, we have limited access to your account until additional security measures can be completed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

To review your account and some or all of the information that PayPal used to make its decision to limit your account access, please visit the Resolution Center. If, after reviewing your account information, you seek further clarification regarding your account access, please contact PayPal
by visiting the Help Center and clicking “Contact Us”.

We thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please understand that this is a security measure intended to help protect you and your account. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Sincerely,
PayPal Account Review Department

Sebelum mendapat e-mail tersebut gw emang withdraw sejumlah sekian dolar hasil gaji dari Sponsoredreviews serta Blogvertise, dan Karena gw kesel trus kebetulan juga lagi gak punya duit, dan parahnya satu-satunya harapan adalah dari withdrawal account paypal tersebut, gw reply aja begini:

Dear sir,

Are you dumb, idiot moron or stupid?

I’m WITHDRAWING TO MY BANK ACCOUNT!
Who elses would do that except me? or if anyone else did that, what’s for? IT IS MY BANK ACCOUNT!

please restore my account because you’ve made a mistake!

~Huwakakakak… alah autoresponder ini yang njawab, gak urusan! Setelah googling dan baca disono-sini memang sih banyak yang mengalami pengalaman serupa, so gw simpulkan ini adalah hal biasa ketika transaksi sudah diatas $100 maka pihak paypal akan minta dokumen-dokumen untuk membuktikan keabsahan pemilik account yang bersangkutan. Makanya tadi siang gw upload scan ID Card (itu aja dulu, gw gak mau upload yang lain sebelum diminta) semoga account paypal gw yang kena limit (lagi) ini secepatnya direstore dan mereka gak rewel lagi minta ini-itu gak karuan.

Otherwise, pinjemin gue duit dooong….